You / someone paid a lot of $$$ for that bathroom, so you might as well get your $$$’s worth.

...don’t hold your breath waiting for help...

couldn’t this be condensed to two words?

I came here looking for a political slant on this topic (so I could troll) and only found one minor thing - well done @MichelleWoo. (going back to troll cave)

Girls, stop wearing push-up bras and make up...

uhhh...that’s what shirt sleeves are for!

Ok, I haven’t cried in ages so you’ll have to explain the tear stains....Really? or is that a metaphor?

I’m currently reading this article instead of working on my dissertation...

Just remember that the FULL story of slavery involves blacks selling other blacks to other blacks to whites.

Bring tampons for the males that you defeated.

Ha, ha. Easy keyboard warrior. It’s not like I’m asking you to do @nal.

Stop trying to kill the planet. Geez! Try the microwave option a couple of times. At least give it a try.

Now we’re training a sick kid to walk towards the light? ....

She’s the middle “man”