He still probably gets him confused with the guy on the box of rice.

Every fucking “speech” that guy gives, always sounds like a fifth grader having to give a 10-minute book report on a book he didn’t read. “It was so great, I learned so much, really alot, more than I ever thought I could learn from a book. Let me tell you, there are books out there that you read, and you don’t learn a…

Maybe he saw the Thomas Jefferson vs Fredrick Douglas Epic Rap Battles Of History video and got confused.

“Look, some black people like me. Can I leave now?”

“I don’t want to be here, but they promised me peeing prostitutes if I did this, so I’m here doing this, in the most bigly way possible. Dr. King was ok, but I’m the one who made him famous by keeping his statue in my office. Also, I won the African American vote by -88% despite the media’s false claims that I…

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.