And being stung by wasps? You win, kid

The easiest way to do this is just dump the pork in the crock pot before leaving for work. Shred it when you get home and bam, dinner. We do this all the time.

It also doesn’t help that the movie is a classic example of the White Savior trope considering that the both the film and the novel its based on focus on a white woman metaphorically appropriating the Civil Rights movement from black women.

My first thought is that they sound absolutely foul,

This is the first I'm hearing of those Chik-Fil-A meal kits. My first thought is that they sound absolutely foul, but also, wouldn't they actually increase restaurant sales since you can only buy them in the restaurant?

Perhaps you should not promote a shitty person?

“Pandering slattern”.
“A silicone drum filled with Velveeta.”
“An adipose monstrosity.”

Listen, krab has its uses. And honestly, I wouldn’t waste actual good lump crab meat on a mayo heavy seafood salad anyway. 

I’ve never been, the bread is raw?

When he chose his stage name he set a goal.

The most monstrous thing about this story is the concept of vegan tacos. 

I bet there is significant overlap in the Venn Diagram of “People who are offended by Vegan Food Truck that doesn’t service law enforcement” and “People who think it’s ok for a business to turn away customers for religious reasons".

Imagine being a vegan, brown, queer cop trying to improve the system from inside. Not being able to buy a snack when you you really need one because someone only sees the badge and the vile, horrific history behind that badge but doesn’t see the person.

Is it bad that the most unbelievable part of this story is the idea that a couple of cops would be patronizing a vegan taco truck in the first place?

But that is profiling ALL cops, he didn’t know these cops before he refused to serve them. Would you be ok if he refused to serve minorities?

I stopped reading at Vegan Taco Truck.

“Michael Corleone is a ruthless murderer and criminal whose wife aborts their unborn child because she can’t cope with the risk of bringing another repugnant monster into the world. But what this video essay presupposes is: maybe Corleone was just the victim of a story that’s told from an anti-mafia perspective?”

Slytherins are ambitious, cunning and goal-orientated

You are not my mom.

No.