Why does the server ask if my wife and I need separate checks?

You surely may!

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.

Unpopular opinion: Ranch, like most dressings and nearly everything that contains mayo, is fucking disgusting.

Tip for people who want creamy dressings but aren’t into mayo - coconut milk. Replace the mayo with an equal amount of coconut milk, make the dressing as instructed, then let it sit in the fridge a few hours and it will set into something creamy and flavorful.

Am I the only person around here that actually prefers the new version to the previous one? I was fully expecting it to be terrible, but it wasn’t really that much different at all.

if they’re adding booze, they might as well go back to the original original recipe, wink wink

I mean, sure, you don’t have to, but sometimes it’s nice to hear specific songs when you actually want to hear them without just putting the tape on loop and listening to both sides in their entirety while waiting for it to eventually loop back around to the song that you wanted to hear in the first place. Plus, a lot…

I’m part of De-Generation X, so suck it!

let’s not judge others who are in desperate circumstances

actually, it’s SPECIFICALLY NOT tax evasion. Washington DC lives on tips and they don’t understand why the rest of the country are cheap bastards. Servers are taxed based on an average tip amount the IRS chooses. So the legally the business tallies up their receipts and charges x% as taxable... whether the server…

What? And?? Give up, “Showbusiness”!

Gen Y was just the lazy placeholder name for Millenials. It’s the same group.

So, that rules out 90% of the internet then.

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
—F. Scott Fitzgerald

Honestly, my biggest shock here is that someone who isn’t a white straight christian man could ever bring themselves to work for Infowars, given what they deem suitable to broadcast is bad enough already, nevermind what they say when and do when they’re not being recorded.

Is it okay to feel sympathy for these two individuals specifically for the harassment they endured, while also thinking the mere fact that they worked at InfoWars means they are extremely bad people?

There is already an instant mug cake “recipe” called 3-2-1 cake: combine one box of angel food cake mix and another box of any other flavor mix you want in a gallon size ziplock type bag. Shake the contents to mix it up. Add 3 tablespoons of the powder with 2 tablespoons of water and microwave for 1 minute. You can…

If they are only thinking of their own direct experience I would expect that many liberals of comfortable means enjoy tipping. Makes you feel generous (and “progressive”) to leave a good tip.

Instant mug cake is just sad...