Just going to add this to the pile of HUNDREDS of new shows (too goddamn many) I won’t watch... especially since it’s ripped off one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid.

Having Kudrow’s character announce “we’re the Time Bandits” is on par with Zack Snyder calling the team in Watchmen “The Watchmen.”

This trailer is an excellent example of the difference between funny writers and directors at the peak of their powers vs. once-funny writers and directors in decline.

“What was once a story that centered a group of disabled individuals is now a story that has chosen to deliberately exclude disabled actors.”

No, you don’t get it. The audience of the 1960’s weren’t experiencing any hardship or existential uncertainty. So back then it was AUTHENTIC.

The only 21st century movie I can think of is his cameo at the beginning of Piranha 3D and that was almost 15 years ago

Old Man Yells At Trans

Dude is clearly insane. He claimed Close Encounters was a hit because he won out his role over Gene Hackman. Sorry, bro, every movie could be improved 10x by simply swapping Dreyfus for Hackman. EVERY TIME.

“It’s not okay because when the kid’s 15, she’s going to say, ‘I’m an octopus’”

This is hard to watch. It’s incredibly embarrassing and incredibly boring at the same time. Like a drunken uncle testing out his edgy new standup routine for his family during Thanksgiving dinner.

That’s a lot of words to just mean “dickhead.”

He was also ‘the boy who could fly’ and a one-episode character in Star Trek: Voyager.

Speaking of Scorsese I trust you got Reynalds subtle jab at him?

No one said you had to watch any of it.

Counterpoint: He’s using super-speed, we just can’t tell because it’s a still image. 

And he just remembered that he had FOOTBALL PRACTICE that afternoon, so Metropolis had better not take all day to be saved. 

It really looks like the New 52 era suit, which....is generally considered one of the worst Superman redesigns?

I can’t for the life of me figure out why they would go the traditionalist route of giving him the red briefs (which I’m all for, fwiw), but then give him the awkward looking mock turtle-neck and chunky…

If the first time I saw this image was it popping up in my Facebook feed, I’d have 100% presumed it was some AI generated bullshit and scrolled right past it. 

No snarkiness about how it’s one of the worst examples of copaganda imaginable? Like much worse than Law & Order?

Where were all the people who disliked Blair Witch Project when Skinamarink came out? That was overhyped. But maybe I’m one of the few people who disliked Skinamarink and enjoyed BWP.