Rose may be dumb, but even he can’t be “organize a hit on a police officer, escalating a rape investigation for which charges have not yet been brought and a conviction is relatively unlikely into conspiracy to commit murder charges, all for the benefit of removing the investigating officer without any reason to…

Assuming that Trump followed Hillary’s lead and kindly avoided attacking him at his most vulnerable points, and that he would be able to win over the “I don’t like Trump but I like Democrats stealing my money less” supporters at a faster rate than he lost the fiscally conservative Hillary supporters, and that he…

Nope, it got banished. I guess Burneko couldn’t handle the little bit of criticism about this lazy, condescending crap he churned out.

And an even better job of disguising his laziest with condescension and disdain towards whoever might actually be interested in what he’s writing about.

And worse at the running and kicking and dribbling and passing and defending and jumping parts.

He finished 25 points above the Mendoza line.

I don’t think he’s even trying to write decent articles anymore. He knows he sucks anyway, so his focus is just actively trying to troll anyone foolish enough to read him.

I just think it’s weird they made the white girl wear a different shirt.

Like Mourinho, I too couldn’t be bothered to care about the Europa League generally

Um, Rick Barnes was the head coach at both Texas, and Tennessee. That’s the whole point. I’m sure the Hall of Fame coach at UConn played a big role in getting his star players to the next level - the number 2 or 3 assistant coach on the team, less so.

Just to get it straight, I think that Thiel secretly spending millions of his own money for the sake of bringing down an organization that he feels wronged him ten years ago is borderline sociopathic, and I think he is a garbage person in general.

No if the money isn’t yours you are too poor to deserve the right to privacy. If someone else does pay your legal fees they are a disgusting monster and the invader of privacy immediately becomes the wronged party.

According to Gawker though, you only have the right to privacy if you have enough money to pursue your legal rights against those who invade it.

Maybe you, like me, put on Brazil’s first two Olympic soccer matches in the background, halfway monitoring the excitement in the announcers’ voices

Goff represents your standard off-year No. 1 pick at QB, à la Alex Smith, Tim Couch

Whenever I read an article and I’m like “hey this actually very thoughtful and well written”, I look up and it’s Barry.

it seemed pretty clear that Pogba welcomed Real’s interest, would’ve actually preferred to have wound up there,

Hopefully one of the other commentators knows because there is literally zero chance that Deadspin’s main soccer writer would have the answer to that.

Yeah but he also makes it extremely clear that he hates the Premier League (and United especially), so I guess the chance to dump on them was worth sucking up to his club’s rival.

Great article! Glad I came away with a good understanding of what the different cuts are, grade levels for color and clarity, certifications, insurance, and all the other actually important things that go into this and help the type of person who would need this article avoid getting ripped off.