…a long and winding river full of wishful thinking and continual bullshit that only brain-damaged fools can enjoy…;-)

I agree.
Can't this guy ever shut up?
Maybe it would be nice not to hear from him anymore…;-)

There must be a way for Jimmy Corrigan, the Smartest Kid on Earth, to be a part of this…

Sounds like good ole Burt Ward never lost his enthusiasm to me.

They frequently will just piss in a bottle and toss it out the window. Countless jugs of urine frame the mighty highways and byways of this fine nation.
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See also: truckers shitting in bags while driving.

Baron Harkonnen gonna get his plug pulled…
Here's a scene from the last debate:

Keep on fuckin' that chair, Bozo…
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Are you really this stupid? You're pretending…right?

…The devil put dinosaurs here
Jesus don't like a queer
The devil put dinosaurs here
No problem with faith just fear…

Doctor Detroit.

Charming to the last.

Pathetic earthlings. Hurling your bodies out into the void, without the slightest inkling of who or what is out here. If you had known anything about the true nature of the universe, anything at all, you would've hidden from it in terror…

When does Sleeper get two seasons on Netflix?

…and just to clarify, your imaginary daughter is not an American Girl doll? ;-)

The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're in the air and everywhere
Flying high, flying loose
Flying free as a summer breeze
The Juggalos
The Juggalos
We're climbing high and diving low
Through the sky, 'cross the land
Straight to you
With a helping hand
Ready with a helping hand
We're friends indeed
Should you need
If you ever need
The…

“You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.”

…but quite a growler and a shitter.

“A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you’d step over your own mother just to get one!”

“Does whisky count as beer?”

Someday,
at a family reunion perhaps,
surrounded by your loved ones,
you shall bask once again in this glorious moment
as you relay the magical story…;-)