Link reminder redux for those who might want a little bit more than an article about an article about an interview:
http://www.esquire.com/ente…

The surprise twist…

You emit a foul and unpleasant odor, not unlike the rot at the heart of your scam.

Thanks for opening up Mr. Oswalt. Best wishes with this pain as best can be in grief and healing for you and your daughter.

Isn't some of that footage used in one of those time-life compilation commercials that frequently appears on late-night TV?

…or a loose stool shartboard…

Close.
A flock of geese cut the cheese.

FARTOPIA—The Motion Picture will be an astute trenchant pungent back-end exploration of not only the farts, but the farters behind them, along with those special recipients of "pull my finger aromatherapy." Once we care about the characters doing the farting and experiencing those olfactory Flatulent Asshole Rump…

It is a very special Kryptonian ball harness and todger tamer.

…and appears to be going bald.

The Garden by H. P. Lovecraft

He has found enlightenment via the sacred path of partying.
Hard.
A "Party God" may also be involved.
Have you heard the good news about partying?

Multiversal god totems of hexagonal anti-matter bullets and singularity null pills in chronoplasmic rainbow particles ?

" Daddy, would you like some sausage ? "

Poppydash and Baldercock need not apply…

I found Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance to be an enjoyable guilty pleasure as well.

Explorers in the further regions of experience.
Demons to some. Angels to others…

Ah, the suffering. The sweet, sweet suffering…

…i keep thinking Spy Magazine will be reborn online someday, but that day never seems to arrive…

Christmas, it's so hard to find cocaine, now it seems I can't get outta bed…