…five and fifty and then five times more,
for the gods of things are in large part whore…

…lifetime pass for dead Celestial head…

…unfortunately you can't have Scrappy without crappy…

…agreed; a smile that speaks beyond all limits of depravities and pleasures and dark machinations unending…

"I am anti-life, the Beast of Judgement. I am the dark at the end of everything. The end of universes, gods, worlds…of everything. And what will you be then, Dreamlord?"
"I am Hope."

…yet when the corpse of Nicholson is transformed into a marvel of methane roiling, boner fart carcass jet-ski engineering extrordinaire; it is those very same intangible endearing character traits that shall make his monster bloat fart machine remains a zepplinesque thing of sublime beauty as he bounces along the…

Sir, have you heard the good news about Cthulhu ? We have some literature we'd like to leave that may help during the eternal feeding and torments unending…

…make the devil a gal named Lucy, and we'll greenlight it by Tuesday, give the lead a Lucille Ball vibe for maximum I Love Lucy Furr saturation entanglement and then we'll start talking shared universe franchise possibilities and project this cash cow out towards 2020…

"…the sunsets are bloody marvelous, you old bastard. Satisfied? "

…ah, if i can somehow ignore the beauty of the comics, i might check this out for a background binge when it shows up at the library later in the year…

…through a cryptic lens of seeing how the wealthy power elite of Earth aligned themselves with the group of aliens that other groups of aliens in the cosmos usually warn primitive types like humans to avoid at all costs, as all deals favor the other; so the eyes at the top of the people pyramid watch nervously for the…

oh piffle 'n pooh; this was beautiful for what it was, revisiting an always inconsistent show: cracking along to the usual beats and pounding in a few new ones next to the familiar skull slots of yesterday, energetic touchstones bounded over and expanded, Dutch Oveny can slow cook the laconic exposition well; Scully…

…shh, careful, Rowling's wealthy claws draw deep; Radcliffe did this glorious thing by her command…

…the pleasing baritone resonance of Spaderian flatulence on land unfortunately does not translate well when sputtering along a lovely waterway in bonercorpsefart jet-ski mode…

…ah, the taboo allure of the future bonered Bill Cosby fartcarcass model strikes again: let it go and live within your means for only the wealthy elite of the farting boner corpse racing scene will have access to that thunderous rumbling bloated ass-blasting rotting lump of once prime "alabama blacksnake" and regular…

…oh fishwhistle, these are the days of all secrets known; yes, the rumours are true; its really going to be a "Triple Cruizer" and
good old Ted is part of the triune configuration of fartcarcass technology, which in true American ingenuity can shift "Turd Cruize" Ted transformers style into the last segment in an…

…in the future, a tandem "Penelope/Tom Double-Cruizer" necrofart-powered corspecarcass super-unit will be the talk of the farting boner corpse scene, [which by 2028 will grow more popular than Nascar] when Val Kilmer and Michael Fassbender ride the twin CruzCruise units under synchronized fireworks set to Kenny…

…although contrarians propose that we have crested past "peak" necrophilia…

"You've taken your first step into a larger world"

…any curse merely increases the power granted Morrison by the Telecon Men of the Final Rendering; and with the assistance of the Wither Sisters {original iterations refugees from that parallel Universe where they spell it Bornstern Bears} across all those variants merged with convergences across every fractured…