the thing that most powerful people want to do with power is use it to tell other people to shut up 

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The vindication of Washington sports fans.

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

Camden Yards is beautiful.  It’s a shame there’s no major league team to use it. 

I get it, but DO NOT DO THIS. DC is an actual place where actual humans live. Not just the cartoon characters you are talking about. 

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

You act like Angelos had some sort of right to the (much larger) DC market.

Some thoughts:

Red Sox fans are so insufferable I started rooting for the Yankees. 

Wow.

Reading this column made me depressed. Not because of the subject matter, but because you just sound like a miserable person. Maybe take a break from sports and politics and go find something that makes you happy.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

“Look, I’m from Boston...”

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP.