Tacko Bruiseday

Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

I just want to read one article without having to mute “Hey Lauren, I like your top.” If I wanted to watch Kinja video content, I’d unmute the video, or click on the original links (the Punjabi-Canadian hockey story was excellent video journalism just btw). Auto-play audio is fucking annoying, no matter what site is…

Too many auto-playing ads. 

Exactly who I pictured, and then verified with a google search:

“Taubman, a former fantasy baseball expert and investment banker...”

Why replay the game? Should be automatic forfeiture....only way to shut these guys up once and for all. 

Why do “Recent Videos from Deadspin” auto-play, with sound?  It’s making me hate whomever appears in the videos. 

Well, this happened at Borough’s home field, so it was already an away game.  Yeovil’s racist fans travel apparently.

More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Yeah, but the San Luis fans were fighting THE RIGHT WAY. 

Batman and Robin actually filmed those scenes on flat ground with the camera rotated 90 degrees, so no, that won't work.

If there are 18 penalties called per game, that means more than 10% of plays have a penalty called. That is a far higher ratio than any other sport and doesn’t even take into account the fact that literally every turnover and every scoring play are reviewed in the NFL by rule. That level of delayed gratification is…

The game needs to be simplified somehow. No, I don;t know how, but all of this is just a small part of the larger problem. It isn’t missed calls or uneven application of standards that may change. There are just too many penalties and every play can be litigated to death.

I envy you because you seem lucky enough to have not seen a single PAC-12 or MWC game in the last decade.

That’s fair. See here.