Nats fan here, and I got the exact result I wanted. Nats win, Harper shows up Strickland... yeah, that works. Harper is Harper, and it was great having him here. Glad he got our asshole pitcher.
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Yeah, it was a bit odd for Samantha to be all, “Pete is such a bore, and here’s a Republican strategist to help make that point for me!” Uhhhh....
“And then afterwards you got flavored styrofoam cups.”
Yes.
A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.
Boras suggests the half-measure of getting baseball’s umpires to “oversee regular toweling of bases during wet weather”
I clicked on this assuming I would see a gruesome injury.
Normally when someone tells me I won’t unsee something regarding a football player’s leg, I’m expecting an extra knee or backwards foot or something.
You sweet summer child.
Finally, A Headline Out of Australia NOT Involving Deadly Spiders, Snakes, or Giant Crabs
Cum On, Feel The Noize!
Cow Semen Farm Erupts in Violent Explosive Orgasm, Firefighters Dodge Hot Flaming Goo, No One impregnated.
“And All That Jizz.”
So “Moo-kake” is all good then?
It's like he's accusing me of giving him mono.
“He lulled batters to sleep with his slow methodical style, where his single inning of work would last almost an hour despite a pitch count in the mid-teens”
No. I mean, I understand why that take is popular, but the truth is none of us actually know any of these candidates, and so no candidate is ever judged on their actual qualities - every candidate is judged by public perception of their qualities. The difference between the fate of obama and hillary was that everyone…