So in the vein of our Deadspin comrade’s storied dedication to

I wonder what has changed in America where someone feels so comfortable yelling this shit in public. So weird.

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

Fun fact: While harder than getting a camel through the eye of a needle, it’s actually easier for a rich man to get into heaven than it is for Tim Tebow to thread a pass into coverage.

yeah "tricked" 

Judging by his haircut, how much longer until he gets tricked into speaking at a Proud Boy rally or something like that?

His life is essentially Scott’s Tots on replay

I mean Joe Flacco basically confirmed this about Ray Lewis.
Likewise, I LOVE this Patrick Mahomes speech:

He is who we thought he was. Let’s not let him off the hook.

The president doesn’t matter, the supreme court does.  I don’t care if the candidate is a sack of flour with a face drawn on it, as long as people vote it in and it nominates liberal judges.

Could not more highly recommend you fix this issue. Mad Max: Fury Road is a strange as hell movie that is awesome in lots of ways. 

Carolina’s Norv Turner-led offense...

I don’t have NFL Network so I ended up watching Fury Road over on SyFy. After having seen the box score stats and read this article I can see that this was a much better use of my time.

That last video isn’t the failed sweep. It’s the same as the third video. It took me approximately 10 minutes to write this as I had to review, several times, that I’d properly identified which video was the dupe, video 2 or video 3. Three is the correct answer.

Man, we’ve really got to figure out a way to give Tom Brady’s kids mono. 

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

No. Just, no. No video games in the Olympics.

The longer you look the worse that Pic gets. Western division champions 2000... 

Don’t ‘cha mean ‘drain bamage’?

Steelers fans like him again now