Ideally we can get rid of the major league games too. Just analyze the swings of each team’s hitters, the spin rate of each team’s pitchers, and declare a champion.
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A guy with a ridiculous accent, wearing a flat-brimmed camo hat, filming videos in the front seat of his car is the voice of reason in this story.
This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon.
And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”
Baltic don’t lie!
You know how they name diseases after famous people that had them? (ALS is “Lou Gehrig’s disease.” I’m pretty sure AIDS is named after Tom AIDS, the guy who had sex with that monkey.)
I wish you’d include a disclaimer that all correspondence is public unless sent via secure channel, and then included the email addresses of the most bigoted. I think Wagner did this once and it was so cathartic just to see.
That was actually part of an email. It was meant to criticize the proportionate lack of writers of color at Deadpsin because Drew is so pasty (i.e., “creamy”) that he basically accounts for a whole D-I football scholarships amount of whiteness in the Title IX world that is Deadspin, the new G/O overlords being the…
I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.
Subject: DEAR 4TH ESTATE: THE FOLLOWING IS THE GERMINATING SEED OF A WHOLE DIMENSIONAL BLINDSIGHTED AREA, A HAZARDOUS ACCIDENT IN THE WAITING MAKING!!!IT IS THE HARBINGER AT THE GATES OF THE GUARDIAN ——AT THE GATES THAT KEEP HELL FROM ONCE AGAIN SEEPING AFTER 70 YEARS OF ACQUIESCENCE INTO OUR EPHEMERAL ETHERIAL…
“I don’t have health insurance” is not the flex you think it is, lady.
Headline from the future:
After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??
Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.
I’m confused. This feels like an honest and heartfelt acknowledgement of a tribute to an honored and respected official.
What the everliving fuck is this shit.
That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…
Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.