I think Drew’s point was that he chose to leave the NFL in what should have been the prime of his career to pursue other, non-football interests. He didn’t keep football as the #1 thing in his life, the way the powers that be want players to do.

The obvious solution is to get a team of troops because we all know they could probably beat these guys anyway. More and more people are saying it. You’re really hearing it more and more.

Every time i read these goodbye posts, I wish to everything that I worked in a place like this, doing whatever.

He is definitely already one of Philadelphia’s top 10 celebrities.

Frankly, they should have played the game in a park with trees and picnic tables and gopher holes and parked cars and an uneven surface and a concrete path running diagonally across the field.

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

Just extend the fucking protective netting already!

“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

This is why Will Smith’s mama made him leave town.

So what if he tried to hit Hyde?  He’d have like an 81.7% chance of missing anyway.

He’s with us, Leather.

That’s a web gem.

Cute how the Marlins TV guys are so quick to give the home team so much credit for that play, as if it wasn’t 98% caused by a third of the DBacks shitting the bed in rapid succession. 

I love how the Marlins announcer credited the Marlins small ball skills for that

sir this is a wendy’s

That’s acute joke.

I saw the Dayton Triangles play when I was a youngster. I have to say that I found their offense rather obtuse.

So they were cursed because they didn’t play on some ancient burial grounds?

It’s actually Dannies DeVito.

It was Ryan Minor. It was always Ryan Minor.