A harrowing account, to be sure, but as soon as I get to “So I’m drinking my mimosa in a Mason jar,” it’s difficult to come up with a long list of things the other person could do to turn out to be the bad guy in the story.

Twatmonkey is a winner!

Well, Andrew, if you’re confused about whether or not a certain garment is appropriate for your child, you clearly don’t know your child very well. Buy what looks good regardless of what the label says, you tit.

So, I was walking down the street earlier today and after passing group after group of bony college girls with stick-straight straw-colored hair, it hit me: the collective name for a these should be an annoyance. An annoyance of beckies. Feel free to use that. It is my gift to you.

Because I’m petty, it’s Friday, and I’m tired of deal with dumb white people, I just have to point out that elsewhere in the Kinjaverse, a bunch of people are mad because she didn’t say “some”, “few,” or “many” when talking about white people. Therefore, she is racist also and is dismissing the very important work…

Or, just don’t do it.

I’m legit so jealous you can line dry. I also like “pretty side down” as a turn of phrase, that’s so great.

It’s like we’re twins! I’ve noticed the same thing!

I get the “mom voice”! I opened every comment to find just THIS!!

I absolutely read your whole comment. Even if you say “no judgment,” stating that you may know what’s best for her body invalidates that. Please understand that we women are constantly told what to do with our bodies by men who “know better.” We are told by politicians that we shouldn’t have access to abortion & birth…

I’m sarcastic and apparently speak without much vocal inflection. I’ve been told I come across as “robotic”and “Wednesday Addams creepy.”

The problem I have with the tone of my voice is that I often sound sarcastic when I’m being genuine, usually I can’t tell until someone reacts.

The girl with those sunglasses for her third eye??? 😆

💯

Only people who have never felt threatened by going into any given area (another perk of white privilege) would try such a stunt. The arrogance and aggression of these two stupid, dumb-ass white women is astounding. Over the years (OK, decades) I’ve been moved countless times by the graciousness, kindness and help…

This confirms a theory a have about white people and I’m not even going to say ‘some’ white people. They are so full of themselves that they can’t fathom being told that they can’t do something or that some spaces aren’t targeted to them. They can’t stand that there can actually be spaces that weren’t created just.…

They know “free speech” goes both ways, right? Oh, they don’t? Oh, well.

She does. I just ran to the Root before my head exploded. Thank Meghan.

I hope she has a Gofundme account so that I can donate.

Mom!!! Somebody broke my participation trophy!