Couldn’t help but think of this.

I wonder if they only get 77% of the take that male bank robbers get.

I agree, but I want BUDDY Jesus.

I think we need a Jesus skin, because seriously, that would be hilarious. Offend all religions equally, you can’t just go after the ones that aren’t white people... because well you know... Blizzard is super white so there’s noway they’d find making a Hindu god offensive, that’s for savages. Savages don’t play…

/r/childfree

Not-making babies is great!

here’s why

I do like pumpkin seeds. They’re on my grocery list actually, lol.

CRD’s a pain. For medication you’ve got the option of modafinil which is great for preventing sleep, but may not work in your case, you’d likely want a sedative, but those can be rough.

Would love this for Chinese. Damn inflections always throw me for a loop.

Golden Rule:

Recently got a sunburn and have been using coconut oil. It has worked great.

Coconut oil seemed to work really well for my wife.

The only things that I will NEVER buy generic are mayonnaise (Duke’s FTW) and toilet paper (sorry, Costco brand, but it’s just not as good).

Well....now I do something slightly different and listen/watch multiple things while working (see other reply)

“Maturity has nothing to do with kids. If it did, there wouldn’t be so many stupid immature people with children.” A good point! No need to inadvertently cause a pain in the ass for many other people.

“...obvious basics like all-purpose cleaner, glass and mirror cleaner, and disinfectant...”

I haven't one that one but my newly sharpened hips could give someone a black eye!

I lost a lot of weight a few years ago and for months my body was covered in bruises. It’s like it didn’t know how to cope without the extra padding. Even the seatbelt hurt my collar bones. I feel like it's a weird thing about losing a massive amount of weight no one tells you to expect. Everything except my butt has…

Ouch!