Couldn’t help but think of this.

I wonder if they only get 77% of the take that male bank robbers get.

I agree, but I want BUDDY Jesus.

I think we need a Jesus skin, because seriously, that would be hilarious. Offend all religions equally, you can’t just go after the ones that aren’t white people... because well you know... Blizzard is super white so there’s noway they’d find making a Hindu god offensive, that’s for savages. Savages don’t play…

/r/childfree

Not-making babies is great!

here’s why

Make certain it doesn’t have a genetic compiler!

I do like pumpkin seeds. They’re on my grocery list actually, lol.

What about Abradolf Lincler?

CRD’s a pain. For medication you’ve got the option of modafinil which is great for preventing sleep, but may not work in your case, you’d likely want a sedative, but those can be rough.

Would love this for Chinese. Damn inflections always throw me for a loop.

I’m personally stocking up on canned sardines. I’m sure in the future there will be some idiot that will pay billions for can.

Golden Rule:

Recently got a sunburn and have been using coconut oil. It has worked great.

Coconut oil seemed to work really well for my wife.

The only things that I will NEVER buy generic are mayonnaise (Duke’s FTW) and toilet paper (sorry, Costco brand, but it’s just not as good).

Well....now I do something slightly different and listen/watch multiple things while working (see other reply)