...What kind of fuckfaced moron sues to silence CHICKENS in the COUNTRY?
...What kind of fuckfaced moron sues to silence CHICKENS in the COUNTRY?
I read somewhere that you can put a couple of ice cubes on the dirt or on the plate your plant is on to keep the humidity up.
Seeds from an unknown tomato will yield unknown results. Know what kind of tomato you have. By that I mean is it heirloom or a hybrid? Hybrids will yield who knows what.
If you notice someone about to sneeze, say ‘banana’ at them. My husband does this to me and it stops the sneeze and holy shit is it aggravating. I don’t know how or why it works. I do it to him, and did it to my boss, who gave me the dirtiest look because he’d been about to sneeze for a couple of minutes. It’s…
I learned to read before starting school because my mom and grandma would read a book to me with their fingers following along and showing me the words. It’s not CC like on a TV, but it’s pretty much the same principle, isn’t it?
We’re good at that. I live in Gastonia, so I get all kinds of shit.
Spray bottles are magic. And yelling. I swear they act like kids. When they’re being assholes I’ll raise my voice and they stop.
*heavy sigh* Goddamnit North Carolina. I swear we’re turning into Florida’s weird, slightly less dangerous crazy cousin. We ain’t gonna eat your face, but we might just force you to shop, and give us money.
Even as a dumb white, mostly straight woman I know of some of the issues non white gay folk go through. There’s racism on top of queerphobia. It’s fucked up. I’ve caught shit for being with women. I can’t imagine the shit if I were a black woman.
Is it better or worse than the spoonful of butter I put in my grits? Or the three spoonfuls I put in the pan when I fry eggs or onions or whatever? Or the stick or so I put in my potato soup?
Ohh yeah, I’ve seen boiled potatoes. Usually it’s little bitty ones as a side to a fancy meal. Not something we tend to eat much in my family. We tend to eat baked potatoes more so than whole boiled ones.
I currently have a badly infected tooth, and have managed to eek out a narrow hole between tooth and gum for it to drain. It hurt like hell, but once the pressure was relieved, I was sooo happy. It’s a broken tooth, and I’ve also managed to pull out a chip of tooth, leaving another hole for it to drain from.
Don’t ever land square on your butt. Tailbones are fragile things.
By boiled do you mean soup? Cuz potato soup is delicious with cornbread, especially on cool days. Delicious with or without skins.
I hate the whole ‘it’s a public place’ thing. You’re still an asshole and I still refuse to help.
And a concussion.
That kind of touching is good too when everyone wants it lol.
I think the article meant touching in general. Hand holding, kissing (not making out, just random kisses while doing dishes or passing each other in the hall or something), playing with hair. Or my husband’s favorites, ass slapping and dancing around the kitchen...annoying, but cute.
You didn’t read the whole sentence, did you?
Oh I know, lol. I’d like to think I wasn’t that bad as a kid, but I’m sure I was. Sorry Mom.