I feel like a shittheel because I can’t find a fucking job and even attempt to get my own house. Or even a car! I feel your pain on that.

One of my dogs can’t dog either. He sits on his butt like a person. And grunts and groans like an old man (despite being 1 year old).

Technically the brain really doesn’t stop it’s big developing thing til around 25 or so. All drugs have a bigger impact on brains younger than 25 than those older than 25.

What’s wrong with sexytime? That’s different than sex, which is different from fucking. Sex is average with foreplay, fucking is quickies/no foreplay and sexytime is all about being sexy, feeling sexy. Coitus should only be used in textbooks or educational shows.

Careful. The damn plants will attack if provoked over there. Even unprovoked, they’re not safe...

I totally adulted today. I emptied urinals, cleaned litter boxes and did laundry!

I’ve lost a good deal of mine from losing weight, and I must say, smaller is so much nicer to work with. They’re weren’t huge huge (38DDD), but big enough to get annoying. Now I’m down to a DD/D cup (depends on bra) and a 32 band.

I’ve yet to go out with a man and have him tell me about his love of comics. So from my perspective, both genders are the exceptions for their loves of comics.

I wouldn’t wish such struggles on any one. It’s hilarious in hindsight, but still a bit terrifying.

I’ve had ones like that, where I’m omniscient yet also in another part at the same time. That stuff gets confusing fast.

I’ve always had big boobs, and I think they just got toughened up over the years? lol But bigger, pregnant ones, that was just painful.

Shit happens. I’m a little smarter and quicker than I used to be, so it’s much easier to shut down anyone giving me a bunch of crap.

LOVE the Animorphs.

Thanks

You can have it for free.

I had one about my mother.

There’s a murderous whimsy about the images you’ve conjured in my head and I can’t stop laughing.

Presidential region? Best thing ever.

Oh god I’m sorry.

Did you have to use a stunt cock?