I have a couple of stories that creep me the hell out. They’re just dreams, but holy shit.

Sweet. I promise none of this nonsense in this article. Total fun and lots of clitoris fondling because that’s always awesome when the fondler isn’t a jerk.

Man, celibacy is no fun. If I’m allowed to find some good sex on the side, can I join your order? I like gardening, although all I can grow is catnip and cacti.

I had an ex like that. Last time he threatened suicide, he ran outside with a knife saying he was going to slit his throat. I tried to chase him down and get him back inside. In the end, I told him to go ahead and slit his goddamned neck but don’t make a a fucking mess because I have to go to work tomorrow...I think…

He’s saying a women has to get fucked even if she doesn’t want to. He’s telling these men to go ahead and fuck their wives despite their pain, their annoyance, their refusal...

The other fun thing about public transportation? Monday - Friday 5:30 am - 6:30 pm and Saturday 8:00 am - 6:00 pm. That’s the schedule where I live. So, I just need a job that I can get out of at 6pm the latest (assuming it only takes me 30 minutes to make it to the bus stop). Unless it’s Saturday, then I gotta hope I…

No one wants to discuss the fact that if you rely on walking, milk gets freaking heavy. I used to help my mom carry groceries when I was a young kid (7-12 years old), because we had to walk a few miles to the store and buy a week’s worth of groceries at once so when the skimpy check came, we had some food.

Haha that’s great. I do try to Google stuff before I head out, but some retailers down here don’t have a site or review...we’ve got lots of small stores that do what the hell ever they want.

My husband and I have the same joke going. He has genetically bad teeth, on top of blood sugar problems that exacerbate the issues.

Egh, I just cut out the middle man and controversy and buy most of my shit from second hand stores. Excluding things that should be fresh like bras and undies (who wants a worn out bra with no support or undies that don’t fit your ass right because you weren’t the one to break them in?) and hygiene supplies (though…

I do enjoy a good olive oil sometimes. Just not a sweet one (go figure). I buy vinegar more than oil, so that’s my main dressing.

Other than beer and tonic water, I think we’re food twins. I enjoy a swig of apple cider vinegar, and love lemons and limes. Sadly my teeth can’t take straight citrus fruit any more.

I might be psychopathic, but at least I’m not in denial and trying to be all cool and hipster by buying great tasting, expensive coffee and loading it down with artificially sweetened and flavored half fat (all fake) creamer.

My worst over eating experience had to do with carrots. I like carrots, they’re tasty, and make a good snack. I was getting ready to settle in for a reading and writing marathon one night, so I grabbed a bag of baby carrots. The bag was about 1-1.5lbs. I figured munching on them would be better for me than the chips…

There are some stores that aren’t open at certain hours, but have folks in there doing inventory and all that shit, so asking if they’re open today/at the moment is perfectly legitimate.

Eww light ones, I get those occasionally. Florescent are the worse, which made school a living hell. And the ones that blink ever so slightly? And everyone thinks you’re crazy because they don’t notice it blinking but you do and it’s making your migraine worse? Eeegh. Blinking florescent lights are torture.

I had the opposite problem, my migraines worsened while I was on BC. I tried several kinds, and they all made my migraines worse and more frequent.

Don’t forget the agonizing migraines. BC worked for me because I was in too much pain to have sex...

Man, I walk into a Waffle House with goat blood on my forehead and no one says shit. This lady plays non Christian music and gets fired. Not fair...not that I was rallying for an argument or anything. Just, kinda because I do enjoy a good argument. (The goat blood was from a goat that was slaughtered by a…

Guys, if you want leaves, I’ll happily mail you an envelope full for...5-10 bucks, depending on the size of the envelope.