With a Republican-controlled everything, I’m assuming I will have to teach myself self-dentistry.

And we’re all going to need to be as high as little David leaving that dentist.

Every so often I’ll remember that he’s going to be POTUS and it takes all my self control not to go on a sweary rant. And I’m not even American, I can’t even imagine how bad it is for you guys.

“How is this real life?” will never not be an appropriate response to anything that happens for the next four years. Fuck. Fuck.