This is Cy. When Cy wants you to wake up, she cuddles you aggressively. Cy is a very good cat.

I feel like there has got to be some correlation between statements like this and guys like Trump winning the election.

As a bruins fan, I concur that this man fucks rats.

I would take the best cat over my best friend’s ugly chihuahua that barks at everyone and pees on everything. I would take any cat over that dog. Fuck that dog.

Did he delete emails pertaining to the Russian hooker pee party? Because THAT would be treason...bigly.

Lawyerin’ Joe Amendola is kicking himself for not using the “little fox butt poke” defense.

When I was 7, a friend and I took another friend’s bike helmet and hid it from him, for no other reason than to be dickheads. As he was riding his bike home (crying) to tell on us, he fell off his bike. He was in the hospital for two days with a severe concussion.

They dropped 2 of their last 3 games, they didn’t deserve to be in the conversation.

All Penn State bashing aside, does anyone else think it’s a little bullshit that the only team not to win their conference is somehow not the 4 seed?

It wasn’t working but now it is. Either way you are a wizard in my eyes.

Stoli! I meant Stoli! Let me edit!! Why won’t you let me edit!!

So you’re saying I should buy stock in Stoli Vodka...

This is all great, but I can still say “fuck this guy”, right?

I blame Deadspin. Their slanted and clearly biased pro-bear narrative is influencing this decision...the system is rigged.

Criminally mishandling rape cases > criminally mishandling rape cases

Duurrrrrrrrppp!!