If it weren’t for PB Blaster, I’d have to walk to the store.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

I’m a happy Tesla owner and my car hasn’t had any issues in 10k miles of ownership. However. If this happens to me, any “brand loyalty” goes out the window. If you wanna make your car dependent on a single screen for basically every function including the speedometer, you better fucking make sure that screen works.

Torch is one of the best writers on Jalopnik. There is good reason to be skeptical. His point is that calling a system “full self-driving” when it isn’t actually fully self driving is dangerous. It’s an advance drivers aid. Really advance. Torch didn’t dispute that. Kudos to Tesla and what they’ve achieved. Hoorah! It…

Whatever man. There are major issues with it and it needs to be taken with skepticism. We are years away from it. The morons driving Telsas have proven it. You don’t like it then don’t hang around. 

The currently technology sucks. It’s fine for essentially adaptive cruise control, but I’d never trust it to actually drive itself. Hell I’ve never even used Smart Summon in an empty parking lot. Source: Model 3 owner.

You’re a moron.

Ok i get it.You mean fastest of all time ,not greatest.

“It also proved that Valtteri Bottas is never going to be a champion-caliber driver”

You’re an idiot. 

Your argument is definitely valid, but I have to give my nod to the McLaren MP4/4. Would’ve been a clean sweep that year if not for Enzo Ferrari’s ghost ruining it at Monza Jean-Louis Schlesser crashing into Senna at Monza.

I was taught in j-school to write for clarity and that if an activist group tried to police your language, to throw their tips in the trash. you can’t cover this story without using the both names. otherwise there is no story.

I’m just going to take this moment to help you all cook your turkey properly: Cut it into pieces. While it’s aesthetically more pleasing to cook an entire bird, it’s easier and faster to just cut it apart. It’s also going to help you get a more even cook on the bird. (Little pieces of bird cook faster than big pieces…

Is there a single member of the staff who is genuinely excited about new cars anymore?

All of these bans on gas-burning cars end up a little dumb in that, well, they are not taking place immediately

It’s much, much worse. The huge nacelles don’t generate lift in a flat attitude, but generate “MORE LIFT THAN THE WIND TUNNEL TEAM HAD EVER SEEN” in even a shallow pitch-up attitude. The extra lift isn’t the problem. The fact that it generates thousands of pounds of lift, 10 feet FORWARD of nominal Center of Lift, is…

How did I miss this. what newsletter do i need to subscribed to get notice of Detroit area meets when it looks like it’s a mile away from my house.

God I love that meme

Even The Doctor gets sick sometimes. Hope he has a quick and full recovery.

I grew up rooting for Schumacher but I’m so happy for Lewis. I firmly believe Lewis is the GOAT of Formula One. 100 wins and 8 titles is just around the corner.

yes, it’s basically, “Sports and white guys? Amirite? Howabout those ladies’ boobs? Amirite? Black people: why aren’t they happy just to be in america like I am? Amirite?”