God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

referee Shawn Hochuli

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

If the Dolphins go 0-16, they’ll still be regarded as no worse than the 3rd-worst team of all time, simply because they tanked. They aren’t trying to be good, so they don’t get extra credit for being historically bad because they couldn’t not be. (Note: all that changes if somehow they actually play Alabama and the…

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

At what point do we just say boxing shouldn’t be a thing anymore?  I wonder if in 50 years people will look back in disbelief that this sport even existed in the 21st century.

I wanted him to respect the game & respect me as a veteran player.

Whatever, man, I’m just looking forward to the train being a little less packed when I’m trying to get home. That it happens a month earlier now that the Cubs are out is just a nice bonus.

I’ll always appreciate him because he was the first pitcher to win the Cy Young despite not winning many games thus pissing off all the old baseball people. 

You have a very St. Louis sense of humor.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Steelers fans like him again now

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

I felt bad that they had to play in a half-filled stadium. The USTA really should have made Serena’s semi the second one played.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

The ump eating shit really completes the highlight. 

or sit out an entire year like Le’Veon Bell did.

I mean...of anyone in the MLB, Verlander especially has the right to be super protective over who has access to his cell phone information.

Thank you for staying laser focused on sports by breaking down his swing. I’d be upset if I was tricked into reading about international geopolitical events on Deadspin.