Clay over Rock? Surely you jest...

HORRORS!!! Why do I sound like my nose is stuffed with cotton? Lordy.

Yes. Tyson's chin was tested. One of the popular misconceptions about Tyson was that he had no chin. If you look at his losses to Douglas, Holyfield and Lewis, he took a pounding before finally succumbing. Even Lewis remarked that he hit Mike so hard he felt the impact shockwave in his elbow and Mike was still…

Christ, I've been saying this for 18 years: HE DIDN'T GIVE IT AWAY! Heenan always HATED Hogan, and always said that he's a back-stabbing asshole. Only this time, he was right.

Over time, I kind of understand why Heenan did that. This wasn't just some midcarder turning. This wasn't just one of the biggest draws in wrestling. This was THE biggest (at least in America), and he had never really been a heel save for, like, his first run in AWA in which the fans just turned him face anyway.

Best heel turn of all time? Uh check out Barry Windham joining The Four Horseman. Sorry that one still resonates for sheer shock value.

Bobby Heenan was one of the best wrestling commentators of all time...but this has to be the worst moment of his broadcasting career. I can't imagine what must be running through Dusty Rhodes' head as Heenan, not once, but twice, completely gives away the turn. Heenan said the one thing you couldn't say before a…

His fight with Benny The Jet Urquidez in Dragons Forever is one of his best with a western martial artist.

There's something so amazing about this movie and the two fights with Brad Allen, hard to put into words.

He'll always be The Continental to me.

The real jam

You be quiet, that show is HILARIOUS. I love it so much.

Also, people are making too much of Maidana's ferocious assault early—-if you noticed, early in the fight, May was trying to completely change his style to be a "crowd-pleasing volume puncher" instead of his usual "turtle shell" (LOL) brilliance. When he decided that wasnt really working, he turned the fight around. I…

Mayweather did give the fans what they wanted to see though. He fought Chino. He didn't box right out the gate. Everyone criticized him for boxing too much and he came out and fought. Then when he does what people want to see they criticize him and say he's falling off or he's holding too much or he looks slower. It…

Alert: There is a bag of Hershey's miniature chocolates (Mr. Goodbar, Krispy, & plain) that is ALL Special Dark. I repeat, ALL Special Dark. This is not a drill.

I thought it was anything south of I-80/Joliet?

Louisianians are not "jealous." You can keep what you have. We've been to Houston. It's basically Los Angeles with no ocean, no culture, bad weather, and worse sports teams.

When I lived in Iowa, I heard the following jokes:

While this Johnny's observation is generally true, Iowans have more ill will for Nebraska and Missouri than they do Illinois. There's an old joke that if you gave the two southern rows of Iowa counties to Missouri, you'd raise the IQ of both states. We don't make jokes about Illinois because no one gives a fuck west…