“You wanna come back to my place?”

I wouldn’t call them overalls as much as I’d call them around-somes.

I feel like Lane Kiffin deserves a special shout-out in the “is the coach a dick” section. Saban and Kiffin on the same coaching staff puts Alabama at peak dick.

See, ESPN? Look at how much improvement there is already in the Sunday Night broadcast with Schilling out of the booth.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

ESPN jumped right on this story. Stephen A. Smith’s cheery tour of Anthony Johnson’s house is scheduled for next week.

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Bournemouth’s max capacity will probably be lower than a league 2 teams (Portsmouth) average attendance this season. It’s a meteoric rise and the club can hardly keep up. Eddie Howe is the man though. Would have played in the premiership with Portsmouth had injury not ended his career. Rate him highly

The 43-year-old Baker, who had a stint with Seattle Supersonics, credited former Sonics owner and Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz for the job and chance to put his life together.

Very salty correction. Dripping with salt.

That’s badass.

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

Right? I was like “Jezebel AND wrestling?! I am right in the middle of that Venn Diagram!”

As a fellow stay-at-home dad, can we please get some motherfucking changing stations in men’s public restrooms? For fuck’s sake.

I live in a coastal area of Los Angeles. I’m from here. I lived in San Diego for a while. Let’s make a deal - you don’t tell me when it is appropriate to wear sandals and I won’t make fun of you when you wear floral printed boardshorts over boxers to the beach.

“The goals - in typical CR7 fashion - were not much to write home about anyway.”

“What a great date night, right, babe?”

I’d feel bad for Noah, because Jones seems committed to kicking his ass. However, he can easily hide from Cardale by taking refuge in one of Ohio State’s many academic buildings.

Dick Bavetta called a foul on Vlade Divac on the play.