Freshman dorm and a few wine coolers, in my experience.

You never know. One day he might be in a position to tell everyone about where the IT guy went to high school, the names of his parents, and how strong and muscular his thighs are.

I can’t believe I followed you all the way out here.

Branyan claimed that Jill always kept the heat in the house too high, which dried out his throat and gave him a nasty cough. During his playing career, this was also his stock response any time he was asked about his huge, unproductive hacks.

How’d you guys figure out which one of you would be the straight man?

Track listing for his newest album was just leaked: