I have a theory that Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t actually have sex with the huge number of women he brings back to his room, he just really likes board games.

I know I can’t be the only one that got nervous at the sight of Betty White on social media feeds today.

Now they REALLY can’t eat the food we weren’t going to give them! bWAHAHAHA

I know, you’d think that not giving them menus or taking their order would have sufficed. Men and their drama.

Even if you are Catholic, if you live in New York you’re Jewish. If you live in Butte, Montana, you are going to be goyish even if you are Jewish.

I’m guessing you probably didn’t win the powerball last night (neither did I), but I believe you can achieve those goals. Go, go, go!!

Or be a stoic, British creative type. They’ve had a rough week.

2016

Colonel Brandon *sigh*

Go.

something is better than nothing

I will remember that while I imagine:

They would have caught her sooner but eye-witnesses struggled to describe her eye color, hair, pony tail, or approximate height and weight.

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

Are we sure he was asking her about MDMA? Could’ve been an NDA

....but just think about how you could time that, now that you know.....say, on your frenemy’s expensive new dress....

All I can think about is the real owner of the green raincoat. Were they ever compensated? And now I’m imagining black tie apparel paired with a green raincoat and thinking, maybe they shouldn’t be compensated.

yo babs was the ONLY ONE who said he shouldn’t run for president and i think he bitterly resents his father for making him do this when he just wants to sit at home and cook with mom

i’m pretty sure he’s not allowed to say he loves anyone more than his mother

Mumbling is a long standing, venerable BBC tradition, if those moody murder mysteries are anything to go by.