Okay, guys. Not cool. CLEARLY the “Do you know who the fuck I am” guy had amnesia, and genuinely needed the help. Maybe he’s a secret double-agent from the Mars rebellion. Or maybe he’s just from a soap opera. But either way, that was clearly a cry for help, which would have led to a cool ‘80s sci-fi action movie.

As part of her conversion, she will now only be referred to as Jenna Manichewitz.

Ryan went on to attend Miami University of Ohio, one of America’s most Bro colleges

I can see the appeal.

Good luck unseeing the resemblance.

I’m enjoying some wormwood and gall. On the rocks.

It’s Rachel Dolezal right?

Nope nope nope nope you’re a demon sorry to break it to you

This actually sounds like paradise to me...sugar maples, overgrown lilac grove, where all the men are cats...

Spooky. This is beautifully written by the way, very vivid description.

“I took a ride on the white horse.”

Now I have this scene stuck in my head....

Uh, I’d like to work under Ronan Farrow, if you know what I mean.

Or in cheese.