69 people actually. 69

No name has ever bothered me more than this one. Why is his first name in the past tense? Why?????!!!!!

Some girls will do anything to get the fuck away from third base.

yea you better clean up that “milk”

They make exceptions for 12 year old boys.

People think refereeing is easy but it really is a chess match these officials have to play out there.

A very stoic message. Bravo.

I mean...what food doesn't make you shit these days?? Amirite? Jee wiz

This header is like a sexual joke with too many pieces to make work.

Something about this I just find so polarizing

Also just curious but who do you know that’s etc?

“Trust me” haha

Dear god I've heard more Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf references this year than I know what to do with.

Alright relax.

Because he was thinking about walking to the finish line with the bike over his shoulder “cyclocross style”...so wouldn’t that mean he has to cross the finish line with the bike he entered the race with? Otherwise why wouldn’t he just think about running to the finish line with no bike and leave the dead weight…

I was just gonna say...this can't be legal right?

Argentina follows Mexico’s lead...AND TAKES ALL OUR DAMN JOBS! DDERRRRRR!

Sweet. Now time to find out which one of the commenters hates rape the most. My money's on all of them.