Finding something that somebody else paid for and then claiming it is free is one of the major tenets of libertarianism.

Yep, for big events in my city and our adjacent city? You can pre-reserve garage parking. It’s awesome.

$20 bucks says you are one of those “VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS PEOPLE” that always walks around in the airport in jeans, a navy blazer, leather braided belt, and shitty loafers screaming into a Blackberry to Brad about the presentation you have in Springfield, Missouri this afternoon and making it seem like a very big…

Also Observe and Report is the best American comedy movie of the 00s.

I get where you are coming from, but I don’t believe that’s the case here. I have met people like him before, those who always think that they are the smartest person in the room and that everyone else are idiots. Those who think that they have it all figured out and anyone who does anything differently are completely…

Go home old man! We don’t have room for accurate opinions around these parts.

I would agree with that! 

Where is your empathy, brother?

If he somehow worked in the fact that he sleeps in a Race Car bed it would have been perfect, 

Thor: Ragnorak is the best MCU movie. This is canon.

A foreign prime minister under indictment for bribery, no less 

Don’t forget when he came to America to berate the President of the United States... and the Repugnicons cheered him.

I mean, the American president’s been doing that to pretty much every international ally for 2+ years now. Fair game.

Yeah thanks dickhead, I know there’s a hell of a lot of pain to come.  Already have 1 crown, it’s gold, they’re all gonna be gold, cause gold is for royalty and I am the King of Candy

Just look up “Haim Bass Player”.  You will find heaps of them.

Also yeomen must take one hour of longbow practice each day. ;)

“Females" in any context outside the scientific is the biggest of red flags.

To Los Gatos Streamer Netflix: DEAR MR. I’M- TOO-GOOD-TO-RENEW-OR-ORDER-MORE-MARVEL-SERIES, THIS’LL BE THE LAST MONTHLY PAYMENT OF $11.99 I EVER SEND YOUR ASS.

He was initially charged with reckless driving but after review it was determined the guy wasn’t set and the call was reversed.