His intentions may have been perfectly pure and virtuous (I don’t think they were).

Here’s a trick I learned from Jim Tomsula: Hang around a laundromat on hairwash day. Wait for an unattended machine before the spin cycle gets going. Just a quick dip of your bean bowl, get out the door, and you got yourself a free hairwash. (Be courteous—wipe your bean bowl off, first.)

I think the blood-bathing was apocryphal. It was mostly just regular sadism and murder of servant girls.

I like this response. “Hey, Infiniti, what are you going to do about nobody buying your cars?”

There is a real chance he couldn’t think of the word ‘jock’. Although I don’t think he’s quick enough to cover that lapse as just polite restraint.

Fortunately, I’m not making that argument.

Who cares if someone with $10bn only has $5bn in 10 years? A net worth difference $10 billion vs $1 billion should literally have no impact on anyone’s life. Wealth like that is just an abstraction, it might as well be 42 kajillion dollars for all the difference it makes.

FYI: The US will go to war, justly or not, regardless of how much money it has.

Maybe glass half-full: this is the coolest October of the rest of your life.

Late reply, but Google “family cloth” to further dim your view of your fellow man.

I’m sure I’m misunderstanding this, but the description above makes it seem like people could tell if someone lied 50% of the time. That’s the same as randomly guessing, right? If people assume other are generally telling the truth, wouldn’t the number be much lower?

I saw one of the Carters (I can’t remember which) in a production of the Fantasticks in the Orbach/Snapple theater on 50th. It was 2012, I think, and he was alright, I guess.

Isn’t your roommate’s roommate also just your roommate? Unless this roommate rents several different places, I guess, but that would be weird.

I refuse to believe those are real shows.

That would be so great

We were playing that in the 90s in SE Texas and I’m sure it is as it was there.

SE Texas in the 90s, definitely STQ.

I would guess not enough contact with the pan’s surface, so there’s charred spots and raw batter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTfS0nAgfuE

I love Somewhere in Time. It’s so sincere and so dumb and just bad.