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Dying in a hot car is pretty horrifying, but children die from accidents all the time. Do parents get prosecuted every time a kid falls off something when they werent looking or chokes on something they didnt see on the floor? Unless you were demonstrably negligent, its just chalked up as an unfortunate accident, ri

So many twin films:

Dont forget his two episode arc on CSI where a guy gets buried alive and chewed up by ants.

Some productions are better than others.

Those 3 NSX shoppers have a tough choice on their hands.

Ive seen several therapists. Turns out pretty much anyone can become licensed to deal with extremely vulnerable people, with no apparent oversight?

Please dont send Bryan any photos of young children.

Her office has released her position on climate change. It is not “the world ends in 12 years.” You probably know this, but would rather quote her while willfully misunderstanding her meaning. People often exaggerate or use verbal shortcuts when speaking.

Za really should be short for lasagna, anyway.

I graduated from OSU in 2008 and I think mine is still sort of usable. I gave them a new address; I believe they just forward everything to it.

Insurance companies operate the same way Bill Gates does. They dont get rich by writing a lot of checks!

He’s probably around 5'9"-5'10". This is some pretty sophisticated analysis:

Twins!

It’s USA Today, so there’s no real information there, but I’m struggling to figure out how the 233k works, especially since it doesn’t include college.

Most people, even extremely intelligent ones, don’t speak extemporaneously in fully formed paragraphs. If you’re carefully considering your words, a bridge like “um” is fine.

Its especially bad with SHS Shrek hand on the right.

These all read like The Onions American Voices. Good job!

I don’t fully buy the F-Type comparison either. Most people buy the F-Type because it looks like this:

The indoor outhouse store gets a line in Uncle Teddy

Yeah, an egg has like 60 calories. If youre hungry or really into breakfast, a ~600 calorie entree isnt unreasonable.