Most people, even extremely intelligent ones, don’t speak extemporaneously in fully formed paragraphs. If you’re carefully considering your words, a bridge like “um” is fine.

It’s especially bad with SHS’ Shrek hand on the right.

These all read like The Onion’s American Voices. Good job!

I don’t fully buy the F-Type comparison either. Most people buy the F-Type because it looks like this:

The indoor outhouse store gets a line in “Uncle Teddy”

Yeah, an egg has like 60 calories. If you’re hungry or really into breakfast, a ~600 calorie entree isn’t unreasonable.

I like Magary’s formulation better: NO ONE DENIES THIS!!

Someone calls you fat to your face, you can think, that guy’s trying to be malicious.

Universal healthcare and a progressive tax code=Soviet Communism.

He’s owned multiple K-cars, by choice. Even defending them in all the posts about how shitty K-cars were.

He also wears his underpants multiple days without laundering them.

I think 2:1 TV:human ratio is correct. That way each person has an option to watch alone in his or her choice of room.

This is a late reply, but kind of related. Walter Miller apparently didn’t realize his experience of bombing an Italian abbey in WW2 influenced A Canticle for Leibowitz until years after its publication.

this might be a hot take, but the DB9 was the best looking modern AM. this is too busy

I get that these shows and competitions are a weird form of masochism and a (pretty gross) way to show how tough you are, but as a regular food item at a restaurant, I don’t understand it. I like hot things just fine. But things like “blazin’ wings” or whatever are just pure heat. They barely have a taste.

This should be in contention for the next NOTY

I don’t know why I’m responding to you. This started as a discussion of how people don’t maintain their ICE cars. Electric cars require less regular maintenance.

I feel like you’re trolling me. Electric motors are way simpler than ICEs. Also, it only has a single speed transmission. No oil/fluid changes, etc.