We are aware that lamps that take two turns for on and two for off are specifically made for 3-way light bulbs, aren’t we?

Nevermind. Just installed.

More interestingly, what’s the inverse of this list? What apps cannot be hidden?

Jade Rabbit? Never heard of it.

My Dad eats Nutty Bars on the daily. We went to the beach recently and my uncle ate the last one and left the empty box on the kitchen counter.

Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, golly, what a day

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Um, Jesus lives.

Those cookies are awesome. I look forward to them every time I fly Delta.

Just like Robin Hood and the US tax system.

I was going to suggest the new Star Wars, but then I realized John Boyega’s character is essentially an escaped slave.

Four Loko. Everything you need to know about Manziel.

Are you trolling?

You should watch your language.

1. The toy says it wants to destroy the last Jedi. If they’re the same person, that doesn’t make sense.

Looks like a Mazda.

All 11 players get to do the kicking mini-game on their screen, then the average outcome (accuracy, distance, direction) is used to determine the success of the play.

Don’t link ‘em all. I’ve gotten The Incredibles, Wreck-it Ralph, and Monsters, Inc. free by linking my accounts as promotions rotated. They seem to rotate the movie often enough.

Anakin was the Chosen One, not Luke.