Poseur. That’s why. Big knife would be awesome if it weren’t so expensive and useless. Might as well carry a katana.

Aw nuts, v2. Metric measuring tape.

Aw nuts, repeated the archaeology burn. Oh well.

This is some hot hipster garbage. Is this just another kinja ad for useless shit? Where does this asshole get dropped off by BMW to do his fieldwork? Gear: