Looks like they used a Microsoft Office template without changing the body text. The real text is probably sitting in the A/C somewhere being a real pussy about it.

I literally saw two of them yesterday. It was an absolute honor to watch LeBron have the ultimate LeBron moment, and seeing Paulina Gretzky in that dress was almost as wonderful.

That’s a picture of a kid eating Dippin’ Dots.

I live in Chicago and would trade my left nut for them to open a Buddy's goddamned Pizza location somewhere here. Detroit has delicious fucking pizza that really flies under the radar.