I got something similar for my MIL’s car when she got Progressive car insurance. Supposedly it can tell if you are a “good driver” and lower your rate accordingly. It beeps at you once, twice or three times to indicate bad driving habits. By my estimation it gauges your driving through one method. How hard you stop.…

The fact that he kept tinkering with the water heater, making a mild nuisance into an unbearable racket is classic Walter White.

I didn’t like it. It didn’t make sense.

As long as there is no “Mustang Sally” mode, people get hurt that way.

... and how it ends...

9th Generation Civic

Electric Stab-a-loo?

I always thought This Old House was a faaaaar more accurate home renovation show. It takes an entire season to finish one house. The people involved have a budget, but also spend more due to delays, price changes, etc. than planned. There are multiple contractors involved in every step of the process. One episode even…

“I am in a world of soap.” ~ Foamy Metal Jacket

One thing I absolutely would buy into on a modern truck is some sort of clever built-in universal phone mount with bluetooth. You just stick your phone onto the dash and use it as the screen, play the audio through the speakers. I don’t even want a radio.

Did the applicant graduate from Wossamotta U. (showing my age with that one)?

As God is my witness, if that enormous rust bucket shows up in David Tracy’s front yard...

Nissan Altima. This is the introduction of the bad-credit Nissan driver that you now see weaving through traffic with the bald donut spare on the front wheel.

If we’re being pedantic, ALL crashes occur during some sort of landing.

This is a mourning dove. It is absolutely the dumbest creature on the planet. It’s last words as you roll over it will be “coo?”. They are difficult to clean out of your brakes.

Can’t we just move the deer crossing signs to a better location? Seems stupid to tell the deer that they can cross in the middle of a highway.

OFUCK

Looks like a Nova going down the highway.

I thought the stink was Detroit?

935's are dope.