I want the James Bond spy gadgets.  Oil slick, smoke screen, dual machine guns (also with a bullet proof rear window deflector), pop-out spinners on the wheels that cut into the other car, rocket launchers, ejecto-seato-cuz, and can a guy get some friggin’ lasers???  

Cooled seats.  Not as good as the General Motors Crotch Cooler vents that were installed directly under the steering columns in the 70's and 80's but a good 2nd place.  To me, that is one of the first buttons I go to every time I climb in my Ram.  

Cars in the 60's, 70's and 80's even had better flush door handles than what is coming out on these EVs.

Ram 1500 with the metal badging on the armrest / center console for the front seat. This metal “Limited” badge becomes a branding iron when sitting in the sun, even on the gentlest summer days.  Numerous is the times I have burnt my right forearm on this blister producer.  

As an owner of a 2019 Limited, I can tell you the first pain point, besides price, will be that giant tungsten branding iron they installed on the center arm rest. That badge on the Limited is hot as F**K when it sits in the sun, and the Tungsten version looks even bigger.  I had to put a cover over that arm rest for…

A bulldozer is subsonic. Pretty sure that truck won’t stop one. Its about mass and speed, not just speed. Yes, a 22LR is slightly supersonic, but has only 30-40 grains of mass. 40 grains is 0.0910 of an ounce, so probably not going to penetrate that metal at all. 9MM is 115 to 147 grains (147 = .33 ounce) but that is…

NASCAR mandates external air blowing into the helmet which is the same as Indy Car with their hoses (due to the safety screen sealing much of the cockpit) and same as the air intakes on the F1 helmets. The drivers can use cool suits or use an ice box to further cool the incoming air to the helmet, but that does not…

NASCAR drivers all laughing at the F1 weaklings.

Mid 70's Corvettes, in all their 170 HP smog-pump choked glory.
Mustang II. Yes, it was a “Pony car” not a sports car, but still sucked.
Any American Muscle car post 1974 - ok, yep, not a sports car, but was more so than entries like the Paseo.
AMC Gremlin X, well — AMC anything that they put stripes on.
Chevrolet…

August 1, 2023 at 2:51 PM For the third consecutive year, infield camping for the NASCAR race weekend at Watkins Glen International has completely sold out, as fans from all over the country head to the historic New York track.

holy F**K!

He is not saying “God” is 5'3" and 300lbs, he is exclaiming “Well GOD!” and then saying, “If you (a person, not God) are 5'3"........” and so on. Not saying this guy is a wordsmith deserving of a Grammy, just explaining what he is trying to mean in his lyrics.

“weighs as much as 1,150 watermelons”

“Auto transmissions that do not shift with a standard PRND lever. I drove a ‘23 BMW today, and putting the car in reverse required pushing the selector lever FORWARD, while putting it in drive required pulling the level BACK.”

Well, in the PRND pattern, R was forward of neutral, and D was back from neutral. Surprised…

Chevy Beretta/Corsica (mid 90's), then the Chevy HHR.

This right here.  These things were super roomy, very versatile and lasted forever.  

I used to get this all the time.  Not because of the bland boring egg whites, but because it was served with white sharp cheddar, which was pretty damn tasty.  

This was from the movie.  Sally had pinstripes in that same spot, and it was a tattoo (tramp stamp) joke in the movie.  

fuel line magnets