I’m not really a Brittney fan, but it makes me sad that she felt like she needed to apologize for her swollen thighs in her Instagram photo. :(

Thanks for the transcript. Confirmed what i thought last night. It felt pretty tame to me. I’m wondering if his tone was more jovial, like it was in past years, if people would still feel he was being mean.

More accurately, Ricky Gervais is simply playing himself in The Office but with Stephen Merchant having sanded off the worst corners.

...a silent signal acknowledging that the man we’re supposed to be listening to isn’t saying anything worth hearing

Not explicitly New Year’s-y, but my mother spent the last 20-30 minutes of our weekly phone call talking about why I should try to lose weight for my wedding. I have asked her not to talk to me about weight loss, I explained (again!) why I don’t want to put that pressure on myself, and while she usually gets it and…

Not sure if this is what you’re looking for, but:

I’m sure “the lowest moment” of Kevin Hart’s life was not when he cheated, but when he got caught. And if his partner had never confronted him, he’d carry on with his shitty philandering and never give it another thought. In my experience, this is how most dudes function. 

For Kumail especially. Dude made his bones with his brain. Never had to push his body physically. I remember he and Emily had a podcast called “the indoor kids” where they celebrated the love for video games. Seeing him jacked was jarring for a lot of people and it seemed easy for the haters to dismiss him based on…

No one cares about your boner

Willie’s wife has an incredible line of edibles. His vape line is amazing too. Willie still gets high as fuck, I promise.

Huh. I was expecting Momoa’s water thing to be a canteen, not a can of water.

I’ve done the same, and the men usually respond with something like, “I was just saying hello, you crazy bitch”. There’s no way to win with these men. 

Maybe I am psychic, but I am thinking your boss is generally a shit boss, right? Because people who respond to employees concerns about their safety in that way are probably totally inept at all aspects of people management. I am sorry you are going through this. It is not OK. 

Too be fair tho, given the literal volumes of absolutely wacko, bat-shit, crazy nonsense people have chosen to believe over the last several millennia, this is one of the least offensive things one can believe. And she seems to be saying it without demanding anyone else do it or shaming those who choose not to do so.

Remember ladies, no matter whatever happens to us it’s always OUR fault! Even murder!

I can totally relate to this, met my wife at the office and do this day, she is not comfortable with me helping someone else with an excel spreadsheet or TSB report.

See, I think Nicole Kidman has looked like a weird robot for over a decade. Personal preference, I guess...

“No, baby I slipped, I swear I slipped! BABY! Baby... you’re so beautiful when you’re crying.”

Thanks, comrade!

Urgh, Ryan Phillipe, what a fucking scumbag. More red flags than a Soviet parade. There is something especially odious (though v common) about abusive men who hide in plain sight claiming to be feminists (see also: Weinstein throwing money at Democratic pro-women initiatives when his power and influence were waning.) I…