That bitch is digging a GRAVE..and we know who’s going into it.........

And the real kicker is that he probably doesn’t really care all too much about the LGBT community in either a positive or negative sense. I’m sure he has gay or lesbian friends, and likely hasn’t spent one second of his life stomping around fuming about gay sex practices or the “homosexual agenda”. I have no idea what…

Who cares if she went into his room and he was naked. She still was too drunk to consent and said no many times. 

Oh I believe her, its just that if I bled for days I’m not hanging with lauer fuck my career , fuck pretty much anything else , seriously would kill the motherfucker no joke, straight up see him in the hall and fucking bite his fucking face off.

I can understand not coming forward after a sexual trauma , but if somebody ass rapes me I’m not going to having “transactional” “sexual encounters” , sorry, they might get a letter opener in their eye if I see them in the office but that’s about it.

A thousand times this. Statistically speaking, if you’re a man you more than likely did something at some point to be the center of a woman’s me too story. The fact that that never occurs to most men, and when it’s pointed out to them they find the idea so ludicrous as to be unbelievable... like do they really think…

I’ve been running a Pinterest long con for going on ten years now. I created a fake post on a fake blog where I claimed that you could use Country Time Lemonade powder like Sun-In to get beachy highlights and then posted it on Pinterest. Every couple of years, someone re-pins it and I have myself a little chuckle.

I’m guessing y’all wont find this as hilarious as I still find it. Anyway, back in high school, some friends and I broke into the school late one Monday night and plastered the walls with flyers saying “It’s Happening Wednesday.” There was so much hype for Wednesday. Obviously nothing happened Wednesday. 

On a kinja blog post (can’t remember if it was Lifehacker, the Skillet, or what) the writer asked about readers’ favorite cooking “hacks” so I said that microwaving an egg still in its shell for 5 minutes will get you a perfect hard boiled egg. In reality the egg will explode in your microwave and you’ll have a good…

Is telling your abusive husband that you're going on a two week trip to visit your parents and celebrate your pregnancy but then never coming back considered a prank? Because it felt like I was pranking him and it was definitely some of my best work.

This tale starts, as do many great stories, in college.

I once pranked the world into believing that I’d been keeping my shit together this entire time and that everything is going to be okay.

Sorry, but no. I’m a woman and this was 2001. My driver couldn’t have NOT seen me. My feet were pressed up against the ceiling.

A bedroom after work as a teen at Pizza Hut, not so much the grossest place I’ve had sex but more the grossest thing after sex. We had taken home a load of carafes from Pizza Hut for an after work party. I was very thirsty after sex and grabbed a carafe in the dark and took a long swig only to realise mid swallow that…

Trying to justify it by saying these are “industry-standard established ranges based on experience” is especially fucked-up, given the strength of their resumes. He had one movie screenwriting credit and one “story by” credit prior to Crazy Rich Asians. She’d been writing for television for two decades. It’s a flimsy…

IDK I thought it was funny. It was tasteless and I could have lived without ever hearing it. But I chuckled.

ugh for fuck’s sake. she’s not a comedian. Roasting someone you know and love isn’t that easy, she made a dumb joke. How is this news?

As a busty girl I am SO OVER women and gay dudes grabbing my tits. Your lack or either a dick or desire to fuck me does not make it OK to touch my breasts. And I seem like a bitch when I say so. I hate everyone.

Every time I see “period underwear,” I have a moment of confusion because I think we’re suddenly talking about costuming. Like, shifts, corsets, and drawers and stuff. I may spend too much time watching costume dramas and reading historical fiction. Maybe.

OT and I’m grey so no one will see this.