I will not pay my parking ticket then because it’s not right. I don’t believe in parking meters.

You get the sense from looking at her face that she believes she is the bravest warrior to ever “warry”

The ability to pick and choose from the Bible is mind boggling to me. Like how do you even BEGIN to justify that bullshit.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

We at Gawker are entirely transparent about what sex toys we prefer.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

“I can not believe that you can buy and keep weapons like these in America......”