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"Excellent written / verbal communication skills"

Those BMW engine-ers are on top of their game. What a glorious noise. Will an S70/2 fit in my E39 chassis?

Her kids are 6, 5, 4, and 18-months.

This is clearly the highlight of my day. This would be fine, except I just woke up.

Paging Mad Max... your speed wagon is ready.

Ahem. You're doing it wrong.

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@Plecostomus [Tyrrell]: I was in a fraternity back in college [cue the beer pong/popped collar/paddling jokes], and during initiation weekend we would make the pledges listen to Venga Boys - We Like To Party on repeat. For hours.

So that about completes the Jalopnik batshit-crazy female delinquents calendar, yes?

I'm printing this one and posting it on my office wall. Priceless.

@bradledy: Yeah, I forgot to refresh the page before posting to see if anyone beat me to the punch.

@tonyola: They've gone to plaid!

@gallahad: +1. There are some highways here in California (the 405 in LA and 280 in San Jose come to mind) where the surface quality is so poor I'm afraid to drive the speed limit.