"Instead, it'll be in the winter, when temperatures rarely get out of the 70s."

Wow. The exploding house video went better than this did.

Think you could maybe learn something about how to construct a logical argument. For example, it would be unacceptable for me to dismiss your perspective because you have chosen to name yourself after an actress that has recently decided to announce her support for Woody Allen, an accused pedophile. That is committing…

Well, I can see how that would totally discredit anything he has to say. I would like to introduce your to my friend Ad Hominem. Perhaps you have heard of him but maybe you have never met.

Unfortunately, the loudest critics of Obama tend to generalize their statements with inherent racism. Take Bill O'Reilly, for example. He has a hugely popular TV show on a republican news station. But his criticisms of Obama tend to lose all basis in reality when he uses racist tones. Sweeping a broad brush by…

good to Debbie Wasserman Schultz at the ball yard last night

artist's rendition of the suspect... Possibly driving an 89 cutlass with an awful color scheme and LED style racing decals.

Gay rights. Martin Luther King Day. Daylight Savings. Why can't this state just go with the goddamn flow?

Dear fundamentalist crazy people,

Police: Mr. Muhammed, why did you have sex with a 14 year old girl?

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

And?

I assume we will get a summary for every NBA team 15 games below .500, or do they get preferential treatment because they play in Manhattan?

Like not being able to see the hoop is going to stop Vince Carter from shooting.