Question: how is this different than literally every girl I’ve slept with whose only attraction to me is that I’m well endowed?

It wasn’t Tom Leys dildo because that wouldn’t fit on the field.

Nice shaming. Not very liberal and inclusive of you.

Trump joke!!! Brave.

My favorite part of millennial liberals is the super empathy they’ll show here but will tell trump supporters to die in other comments.

The male feminists are going to be suicidal when Trump wins.

Deadspin hates DfS because pro gamblers are generally smart white dudes. Black people just lack the brains to win.

Sex regret is rape.

Oh good joke. Trump joke!!

Good male feminist. You swooped right in to defend Hillary.

Let’s be honest here, Tom Ley prefers bars with lots of men. Specifically he likes gay black men with huge cocks.

Was the rapist a black?

You really hate white people.

So this dude who is now the object of Deadspins ire (because he’s white) is actually far more successful than anyone on staff. Lol

There’s no one gayer than billy

I went to a predominantly white high school. The only black kid ended up selling heroin that killed three white students. Horrible person.

White people are literally the best thing to ever happen to the world.

Yea besides running the world and making literally every major contribution to society whites do nothing

Those legs are covered in semen after sex regret

Maybe you could write a thinkpiece on it Greg.