the ol' stink palm trick

A lot of people didn't want him here so this is irrelevant...

My 10 year old son who loves baseball doesn't know who Barry Bonds is, I consider that one of my biggest triumphs.

thankfully most of the BBWAA disagree and will keep this cheating arsehat out of the hall which is how I love my karma served ... deliciously denied Mr. Bonds

"Steroids don't do anything?" A 36-year-old who had never hit more than 50 HRs can hit 73 with just talent and poise? Get real.

No.

2nd most complex input device in the world. The first is Kinja.

Wait, the Indians play at a place called Progressive Field? Where do the Redskins play, Enlightened Stadium?

I thought the Redskins issue had two sides to it until I saw a picture of this guy. He's clearly the poster boy for Indian racism in America. Chief Wahoo and the Redskins gotta go.

Completely agree that they botched this, but do you really think no one would have batted an eye if they said "we released him because he's a selfish dick" 30 minutes after the gang ties story? The Deadspin coverage would have (rightfully) been about how the Eagles smeared him to avoid looking like they cut him for…

Fun new Kinja bug: When I try to click on the star, it just opens the reply box.

Can/should college players get paid isn't the biggest issue with college sports—the ability for schools to hid behind FERPA and hand out wrist slaps for sexual assault is.

"I hope this serves as a lesson to All-Americans. Whoops. I mean, all Americans."

Wait, so the guys that admitted to their wrong doings are in trouble, but the guy that won't cooperate is going to be fine?

Aw, Young Fella, you're gonna make a wonderfully disappointing husband and father some day.

This is actually the most reasonable comment in this whole discussion, in the sense that because you are dumb enough to be a Mets fan, it makes perfect sense that you are likewise dumb enough to hold that opinion about a player taking paternity leave.

You're totally correct. New babies only exist for about 4 hours a day when they're first born.

Your forgot to mention he naps on the job.

Francesa also takes approximately 20 weeks off a year from this job of his. Good chance his kids were born during one of his vacations.

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