You mean the ones that had an annual AC budget that was more than NASA's annual budget?

When teams are shitty, less people come out to games. When stadiums are being built to be the center of development areas, the businesses around them suffer, and so do the cities that get tax revenue to try and break even from their stadium deals.

Please, dream would be having a mad men office with the hook up / passing out sofa.

People that comment on gawker sites have / had money?

Your city is half the size of Rhode Island. Take away all of the suburban areas, your city is just Pittsburgh.

How can i get a stat on how games end with a ryan howard out?

Well too much money would rise red flags, and whoever was doing the bribing wasn't going to give away the farm.

I do this a bit differently, but with some nice results. First I get boneless and skinless pork shoulder. Usually from Costco, great prices for what you get. Then I marinate it in water, molasses, and salt for a few days. The salt makes it nice and tender, molasses gives it a good taste. Day of I cook with a…

How did he not get tossed for that?

How is there no foul on westbrook? He traveled and started to just kick away at anyone on a hopeless shot.

Well it looks like he pushed him so he wouldn't get kicked.

Really? Someone needs to join the boys on the field once in awhile.

So Bill Gates is trying to save the world's children and Ballmer is trying to save LA basketball fans, that is going to be a toss up on who is a better person.

Do you know what a fair weather fan is? Because that is part of this joke. I could tell you, but if you comment on deadspin, you really should know the bare basics of fandom.

Fair weather fans.

Don't worry, you know that google will build in sensors for something like that.

So he wrote it like it was a SNL skit?

Just have Atlanta host it, it was colder there this year than Sochi.

So when are the mets going to sign him?