I always figured every serious chess player had a buttplug in just to feel alive while sitting there for days on end.

One one hand, free pizza rules and it’s Domino’s own damn fault for making a full-on freebie code in the first place.

On the other hand, free pizza does rule but ordering 77 free pizzas is overly greedy and just calling attention to it, ruining it for everyone.

On the other hand, I feel bad for those employees that got…

I’ll be that guy, I wouldn’t even take a free Dominos Pizza, that shit is terrible. 

I had heard the Blue Beetle movie wasn’t very good

Ah DC, never change, will you?

The existence of dangerous things doesn’t justify adding more dangerous things.

You guys are assholes for promoting this. It is never appropriate to suggest people should buy hacking devices to use against others that they dislike. That’s fucked up.

Anyone else think this is the first phase in China’s cyber war?  It’s basically a master key for every device it can connect to.  But it’s fun right?

She didn’t put it out there in perpetuity. She filmed something live that was archived without her knowledge or consent.

If you want to free Palestine from Hamas, you need to free Palestine from occupation.

The republican party went fully demented the moment a black man was elected president, and they’ve been punishing the country and its citizens ever since.

It’s all just clown shoes being banged on a table.

Well that would be a big giant waste of his big giant fivehead, if he didn’t.  Dude could use that thing to break down doors, never might fight flailing airdancers like McCarthy.

I’m a scientist, so I have some experience in doing things that are hard. Tackling hard problems is how we make progress.

Wonder if anyone else remembers Entertainment Weekly trying to make “the Frat Pack” a thing in the late 90s, regarding Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and other actors their age at the time...

It most likely is man-made but I have seen plenty of gators in those too.

They weren’t ready for kids. Are we really painting Justin as a bad guy for being honest about that?

And putting any potential rescuers at risk.  I just assume all lakes and canals in Florida are 50% water/50% alligator.  There is no way I am jumping in to save some asshat aggressive driver and risking losing a limb to a gator.

Yeah. Racing in a residential neighborhood. Fucking brilliant.

I don’t think the wipers are doing a lot of good.