He’s had his hat for 10 years, and still wears it backwards.

Yeah I learned the hard way. After 4 years of a fun, loving, and omgzzzzzzz-sex-filled relationship with a delicious himbo, we were eating a dinner I made. I looked across the table and realized this guy didn’t ever have that light on behind his eyes.

You kid - but as a person who has 3.5 (we added an extra during covid-pocalypse who has pretty much adopted us permanently), I get mighty tired of trying to get family photos (or stitch them together in Photoshop) with all of them plus me and my wife and everyone is all on-task for the picture. Especially when they…

You can finally build the family you wish you had out of the random people spare parts in your other photos’ backgrounds.

nope...I left a trail of bodies stripped to their undies in my wake in Fallout 4.

All. Conservative. Accusations. Are. Confessions.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/oct/06/offshoring-wealth-capitalism-pandora-papers

A la carte should have created price lowering competition. Instead it created price hiking collusion.

Yep, the last decade or so we’ve seen old men so disconnected from reality, who are also in major positions of power, say and do some incredibly baffling things. It’s never been 5d chess and it always explainable via Hanlons razor.

I like to think this all happened due to me, as I saw the mod in question just after it was uploaded, laughed at the crybaby who made it, and reported it. Within an hour, it was gone.

There were a handful of great reactionary mods that added MORE pronouns to the game. I liked that, and had a chuckle.

That’s the problem with “strict constructionists”. They don’t mean it. They will look at the case in front of them, they know how they want to rule, and then they go back and selectively choose bits of history to justify ruling the way they want to rule. They don’t strictly define “arms” by what were arms at the time…

I mean, the country has a history ofnsome relatively strict gun control laws. Multiple cities required you not to store them loaded. Allowed them to be seized for use by the local militia, or required them to be deposited with the sheriff while in town.

Yeah but Clarence Thomas insists we need to be “consistent with the Nation’s historical tradition” of carrying muskets, dying of tuberculosis, and shitting in holes in the ground.

Oops, I seem to have taken out my torso.

I think the anwser to a lot of the criticism (including my own) is that Bethesda still has the same folks running everything. Same hack writers, same hack UI design, same hack *redacted*.

What strikes me there is that if you turned off the sound you’d have absolutely no idea what’s being advertised.

Wow, there isn’t even a plane shown or her in her uniform. her talking about being “born to fly” could just as well being her talking about how she was born to trip balls on acid.

I came across a dog-eared copy of Coffee, Tea or Me? during an extended hospital stay in the late 1980s. It’s worth tracking down and reading to give you an idea of just how insane the industry was at the time. The publishers obviously made the authors talk up their sexual escapes in racy-for-the-era fashion, but they…