YOU TAKE THAT BACK. *I'm* full of sugar and spice. Also formaldehyde and pthalates.

We're all full of fire retardant and pesticides anyway, so who gives a shit?

Hella is old slang, so I'm ok with it. Fleek though. Fleek needs to fuck off.

Considering that she was sharing a stage with RUSH LIMBAUGH and her's was the weight that was mocked.....

I also thought it was funny.

Maybe this says something about me, but I just collapsed in a ball laughing after watching that sketch

I am in a listicle mood today, so:

So the hardcore game you returned to was... FFXIV?

Should I throw out all my old games now, or check in with you to find out if they're still cool or not?

also: DO THEY NOT WATCH TELEVISION? It's always a cop! Always! Teens don't want to have sex with you! They're too busy having sex with other teens. Geesh.

Janelle Monae did a song feat. Badu last year (or year before?) is called Queen and it is awesome. 'Cause the booty don't lie.

She's so amazing.

ahhhhhhhh

Careless Whisper or GTFO

I am SO happy that I understand this reference. Thank you.

I have a theory about people who become wildly successful/famous on the level that Steve has achieved: their relationship with their past, pre-fame and success, is an either or proposition. Either they embrace it. Or they shed it like a snake sheds its skin, leaving it in the middle of the road, to dry up and blow…

When is the internet ever not using the "Jump to Conclusions" mat?

I know I'm in the greys but this is actually an area i'm studying in detail at the moment so I thought I'd throw in my two cents.

Amy must have cool people grabbing her boobs all the time, because she looks so jaded in that picture! If Abbi and Ilana grabbed my boobs, you know I would have my "This is the highlight of my whole month!" face on.

Are we gonna talk about the bit where Kanye approved of Tyga "getting in early" with Kylie?